Notis to contrakters

1. The work we want did is cleerly showed on the attached plans and speserfactions. Our injunear whos had plenty of college spent one hell of a lot of time when he drawed up these here plans and specerfactions. But nobody cannot think of every thing. Once your bid is in, thats it chum; from then on any thing wanted by our injunear or any of his friends, or any body els (excep the contrakter) shall be cunsidered as showed, speserfide or emplide and shall be pervided by the contrakter without no expense to nobody but hisself (meanin the contakter).
2. If the work is did without no extra expense to the contakter then the work will be tookdown and did over again until the extry expense to the contrakter is satisfactory to our injunear.
3. Our injunear's plans is right as drawed. If sumthin is drawed wrong, it shall be discuvered by the contrakter, kerected and did right with no extry expence to us. It won't cut no ice with us or our injunear if you point out any mistakes our injunear has drawed. If you do, it will be one helluva longtime before you do ay more work for us or him (meanin the injunear).
4. The contrakter is not sposed to make fun of our injunear, his plans or the kind of work we're having did. If he do it's just too bad for him (meanin the contrakter).
5. Any contrakter walkin around the site with a smile on his face will be subject to the revue of his bid.
6. If the contrakter don't find all our injunears mistakes before he bids the job, or if the contrakter ain't got enuf sence to know that our injunears goin to think up a bunch of new stuff thats goin to have to be did before the job is completely did, then thats just too bad for him (meanin the contrakter).
7. The contrakter gotta use all good stuff on this job, none of this crap from Japan, or els it will have to be took down and did over again.
8. The contrakter gotta get all his stuff and blokes on site in time to do the job when our injunear says he wants it did by. Extry work won't cut no ice with us for takin longer, the contrakter should have the sence to know we want more did than we said we wanted did and got enuf blokes and stuff to get it all did.